Locked Toilets

Hello Wantirna Watchers! It seems this issue has arisen in days of late involving the school's toilets and bathrooms to be mysteriously locked during classes. It seems these days, even prisoners in jail have access to a toilet (in fact, they barely even need to walk two steps!), so for those of you wondering whether Mr. Booth went crazy, or perhaps having suspicions that the Soviet Union have taken over Wantirna College, let us discuss the toilets.

A few years back there was only one set of locked toilets, the ones in the F-Block area. No doubt people became suspicious, because it eventually became common knowledge that the previous school principal, Mr. Bennett, was being held captive in there the last few years after his "Resignation". This myth is yet to be proven, however the recent construction removed every F block building EXCEPT the mysterious locked toilets, which further points to the myth being fact. Now however, it has been decided that every  toilet block in the school must be closed. I wonder why? Perhaps the teachers are getting even with the trouble caused by year 8 students? Perhaps studying with a burst bladder has proven to be more productive?

I would assume many of the school students by now have picked up that there are other toilets, and pathways to toilets beyond Wantirna. Did New Horizons teach you nothing? Need a toilet? Find one! Salford Park my friends! There must be a 2:1 ratio of toilets to old people!!! and there's HEAPS of old people!!! If that's not appropriate, Adam and Eve never had toilets! Quite honestly, they didn't care where they went, as long as it didn't affect the other. Do as they do today!

Perhaps this whole time, Wantirna College was planning to throw this on us. They gave us Personal best to work with a plan. New Horizons to broaden our way of thinking and coping with challenge. There was central Australia camp in year 11! We were away from society, where toilets were few! Friends, it was all to prepare us for the day they locked the toilets for good!!! With my advice and your own free will and decision-making, you should also get through this tough final year...Good luck with your toilet plan, peers.

Sam