No Video Blog?

Good evening, peers!

"Is the title of this blog right? Is there no video blog this week? Now how will I procrastinate studying for my English SAC!?"

Unfortunately friends, this is true. I have been decieving you the last few weeks. Two weeks ago I vowed to produce the first ever Wantirna College Video Blog, but due do the poor weather and a ridiculous other issue (We seem to have so many!), I have been prevented from filming. You may notice I am not using the internet abbreviation, "vlog" to describe the video. I have purposely avoided this, as this blog is not called "Adventures of a 30-year old Canadian World of Warcraft fan".

"Hockey, Snow, Vlog, Justin Bieber, Hockey, Mr Hookgamer, Vlog"

The main reason I could not film the video log was because of a terrible assault I was victim of recently. This assault came in the form of a six-page question sheet dealt to me by Mr. Lewis and Mrs. Cleven in Maths Methods. Now, this maths SAC was unlike any other I have done, because there were more letters than numbers! Is this really what year 12 maths has come to? It was like painfully reading through the latest twilight novel, only to realise at the end you had to divide the first half of the book by the second! Or perhaps like getting a Costco membership only to find that all they sold was bedpans...

It was definately a cunning move by the methods teachers. Even with literature as a subject I wasn't able to square root any of the paragraphs, which has brought about this downfall I am facing. To make it easier to understand the horrors of this SAC, I have taken the time to write a quick analogy:

Maths Methods SAC 2 was like:

1. Buying a Camel
2. Putting it into a Mulcher
3. Leaving the Mulch in the D-Block toilets for two months
4. Eating the Mulch

While I realised after I wrote this that the canteen probably already uses this method of food preparation, hopefully it still does the job explaining this pain. All I can say is I hope next week's environmental Science exam is actually about the environment...

Good luck for mid year exams next week, peers! If the VCAA doesn't play lucky dip with the content of next week's exam, Wantirna's video blog will be released!

Sam