Now, alot of people despised the GAT last week. I enjoyed it. I mean, the content is completely irrelevent to anything in my life, but then again so was sitting in Mr Anderson's Physics class last year. The GAT allows you to write imaginitive stories, question whether brown rabbits have floppy or straight ears, and to top it all off, it's all multiple choice! Yet people still seem to hate it - it baffles me almost as much as year 8 girls who tie rubber bands in their shirts! or people who wear backwards hats to parties...
But enough of that for now. Today I tried studying in the library for the first time. I entered the facility looking for a safe haven so I could study without being distracted by mishaps. "Surely the library is a nice, quiet place to study!?" Turns out I was wrong...
The school library, peers, is the scene of a nasty Wantirna College civil war! The Year 9 students are at one side of the disagreement, and apposing them, a band of librarians! The year 9 students were on youtube today, watching videos of people stealing bikes. All of a sudden, a loud "LOG OFF THE GAMES!!" filled the room. Within seconds, three other librarians sprung out of nowhere! The year 9's were startled. Fear filled their faces as all four librarians then demanded to see the poor students' planners! Consequently, the librarians apprehended them.
It made me wonder: who are these librarians? and what is their obsession with signed planners? I did realise though that planners do make an exceptional decoy to lure the librarians out of college grounds...
Upon speaking with fellow peers, it seems the librarians have not only been targeting year 9 students, but all students. So what is it that librarians aim for? Now it's no secret that like China, Wantirna College is built on communist foundations (I'm surprised the IT crew haven't censored this site, or sent me to a factory for that matter). But what are they hiding? These are my suspicions:
1. The librarians suffer from a rare disease that prevents them from reading books unless they maintain a daily exposure to signed planners.
2. At the direction of Mr Pearson, they are real-life servants of "The matrix".
2. At the direction of Mr Pearson, they are real-life servants of "The matrix".
3. They are the ringleaders of a student crime syndicate, issuing operations such as toilet graffiting, chewing gum dealing and the notorious "punch-on hoaxes"...
Whatever the case, today has proven to me that the Wantirna College library is a hostile ground. If you ever get the chance, use the senior centre to study. Sure, the library has books, but amongst Wantirna's own civil war, it is impossible to work in there...
Would YOU study in Libya?
Until next week Comrades,
Sam
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