Well tonight's blog will be an exciting one, and not because the word "erection" is in the title. This week has been a big one, especially in the news. On Monday, whilst at knox, I was surprised to find the foxtel sellers in the middle of the store not trying dive on me with brochures, or even say hi at all. Instead they were watching their own tvs along with about twenty other people. It turns out Osama Bin Laden had been killed in Pakistan. While this is big news, I am unsure whether it is entirely accurate, as I'm pretty sure Mr. Brennan already locked him up under the library and stole his beard.
Well enough of that. This blog this dedicated to some particularly more interesting topics arising at Melbourne's favourite school this week. Wantirna's biggest issue this week (besides wagging, puberty and those pizza's they're selling at the canteen) is Ms Bell's announcement of more meaningless construction in the future.
So it seems the school enjoyed turning the schoolgrounds into a maze last year. So much so that they have decided to do it again, but on a whole new level. YAY! As many students are aware, we were informed of these announcements in a mentor group assembly (well, more of a dictatorship class) on Tuesday.
Now obviously when the brains behind this idea was a complete Genius, when they decided to build music rooms and a lecture theatre. they clearly didn't realise that we already have these buildings. And a cafeteria!? What good would that be? When I go to buy a schnitzel burger, I would rather not be sitting at a table while spiky-haired year 8's throw 2-minute noodles in my face. Furthermore, I would rather attend 50 Arico detentions than have a greasy lunchlady make me drink bean-curd Juice every second day.
I believe there is a conspiracy here, as these three buildings are completely unnecessary (then again, so have been all constructions in the last five years). Perhaps the teachers want to turn the school into a fence-maze to play pac-man every night? Perhaps they realised that students are using the ECA toilets, and want to make using them harder? My personal opinion is that they want to build monuments commemorating themselves to promote "respect" in the college (as shown below). Or maybe it was just the idea of Mr. Churchward. An idea that was planted in him when he dozed off reading a book about the cold war.
The teachers actually intend to construct a mountain encarvement, reminiscent of the famous "Mount Rushmore".
Who knows what the school are planning. It is times like this when I wonder what life would have been like if Mr. Bennet hadn't defected. But until Obama stops partying over Bin Laden's death and actually comes to our rescue, Democracy at wantirna college is nothing more than a dream. A dream.
Sam
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